It is a STUFFED HIDDLES! Much like the one held hostage briefly by NICK FURY while taunting hard-luck antagonist LOKI ODINSON. And strikingly similar to the one scooped up from the soot of a burning S.H.E.I.L.D airship by Loki and offered to his minions, a gesture symbolic of a tattered exterior surrounding a heart of evil. Loki was a sight to look at. But he was not a good man.
But no, it is not merely LIKE that Hiddles. According to this NOTE OF AUTHENTICITY, it is the VERY SAME HIDDLES.
This is so awesome.
The second CAKE causes the RAZOR to launch out the front of your SYLLADEX.
Oh good lord.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE.
You wish the RAZOR would have run out of time.
You go to your CLOSET, where you keep a lot of CLOTHES and an array of handy MARVEL COMIC BOOKS.
> TOM: Read Data Structures book.
[S] John: Enter.
Tom? Who is this “Tom” you speak of? You are quite certain there has never been, nor ever will be…
Yeah, this is a really shitty disguise.
While you are wearing the items, they remain on the card, but it is temporarily removed from the deck, thus freeing up the cards beneath it.
You use the HAMMER, NAILS, and POSTER on the blank space on the wall.
It’s glorious. Exactly what you wanted. The old man really came through this time.
You retrieve your LICKABLE ARMS from the chest. You use these for HILARIOUS ANTICS.
You CAPTCHALOGUE them in your SYLLADEX. You have no idea what that actually means though.
There are other items on your in the chest…
